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Blind guy in the bar

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Tue 01 Jul, 2008 7:05 am

  • A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely
    quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

    "The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 pound blond with a black belt in karate. What's more, the guy sitting next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 pounds, and he's a blond weight lifter." He continues, "The fella to your right is blond, 6'5" and pushing 300 pounds, and he's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

    The blind guy says, "Nah! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times. :)
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